The Case of Non-divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and...
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh…...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would...
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink...
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say...
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s...
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the...