Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and...
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and...
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the...
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed....
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, “You look so...
I walked out on my porch this morning to the wonderful sight of the sun rising over the mountains. I smiled as its golden beams...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull...