Arthur Is 75 Years Old And Played Golf Every Day
One day he arrives home looking downcast “That’s it,” he tells his wife “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once...
One day he arrives home looking downcast “That’s it,” he tells his wife “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids....
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the...
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple...
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He...
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led...
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon...