Parenting Joke: Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this

A little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to … Read more

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY AS POSSIBLE. HE SEES THE POSTMAN ONCE A WEEK AND GETS GROCERIES ONCE A MONTH. OTHERWISE, IT’S TOTAL PEACE AND QUIET: AFTER SIX MONTHS OR SO OF … Read more

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