A little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to … Read more
AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS. HIS PRICELIST READS : 1 FOR $3 AND 3 FOR 10$. A YOUNG MAN STOPS BY AND ASKED FOR ONE WATERMELON. “THAT WOULD BE 3 DOLLARS FOR ONE”, SAYS THE OLD MAN. THE YOUNG MAN THEN BUYS ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE, PAYING $3 FOR EACH WHEN THE YOUNG … Read more
MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY AS POSSIBLE. HE SEES THE POSTMAN ONCE A WEEK AND GETS GROCERIES ONCE A MONTH. OTHERWISE, IT’S TOTAL PEACE AND QUIET: AFTER SIX MONTHS OR SO OF … Read more