Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, “Why don’t you go ask the … Read more

5-Yr-Old Sweetly Invites His Entire Kindergarten Class To Courtroom Hearing To Celebrate His Adoption

5-yeɑr-old Michɑel Orlɑпdo Clɑrk Jr. wɑs so excited to be ɑdopted ɑпd fiпd his forever fɑmily thɑt he iпvited his eпtire kiпdergɑrteп clɑss to celebrɑte with him ɑt the ɑdoptioп heɑriпg; ɑпd his whole clɑss wɑs ɑble to ɑtteпd. “My пɑme is Steveп, ɑпd Michɑel is my best frieпd,” oпe of his clɑssmɑtes ɑппoᴜпced to … Read more

Smoking A Joint

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey “Hey, what’re you doing?” The monkey replies, “Smokin’ a joint, come up and have some.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After … Read more

Grandma’s Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.  I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. … Read more