An Old Couple Were Celebrating 50 Years.

A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad” gushed son number one, a surgeon, “Sorry, I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is … Read more

An Elderly Man Traveling By Plane

An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons … Read more

A 6 Year Old And A 4 Year Old Are Raking The Yard.

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard… The 6 year old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss”. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something … Read more

Chuckle Of The Day – The Pastor’s Wife Was Expecting A Baby.

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor’s … Read more

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, “Why don’t you go ask the … Read more