“A Husband Visited The Police Department.“


“A husband reported his missing wife to the police and filed a “missing person” report”:

“”I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t returned yet,” the husband said”.

“What is her height?” asked the inspector.

Wife: “I never checked.”

“Slim or healthy?” asked the inspector.

Wife: “Not slim, she can be healthy.”

Inspector: “Eye color.”

Married man: “Never noticed.”

Inspector: “Hair color?”

Wife: “It varies with the season.”

“What was she wearing?” asked the inspector.

Wife: “I’m not sure. It might have been a suit or a dress.

“Was she driving?” asked the inspector.

Spouse: “Yes.”

Tell me the car’s make and color, inspector.

“Wife: “A black Audi A8 with an eight-speed transmission and a supercharged 3.0-liter V6 engine producing 333 horsepower”..

“Husband: “A black Audi A8 with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode, along with a supercharged 3.0-

liter V6 engine producing 333 horsepower”

It has headlights that are entirely made of light-emitting diodes, known as complete LED headlights.

“The front left door has a very small scratch, and the spouse then started crying”.

“Don’t worry, sir; we’ll find your automobile, said the inspector”.

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