Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the...
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Little Johnny comes to mommy
Little Johnny comes to mommy and says: “Mommy, I want a dog.” “No way!” says the mother. “Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and...
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Mom Has Most Embarrassing Trip To Taco Bell of All Time
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco...
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A blonde and her car
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many...
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The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of...
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Do You Know What I Am Doing
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism...
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and...
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It Is Important For Men To Remember That As Women Get Older
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as...
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Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner
Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner; he lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother...
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Why are you late
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on...