A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up. After 100km the car sputters and comes to a stop. The bee looks at the fuel gauge, groans, gets out and proceeds to pee into the fuel tank, gets back in the car … Read more
Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” Little Johnny replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s … Read more
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it: He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet and the rich man counts the money and … Read more
Dorothy Pumphrey, who has been a lifelong Little Rock resident, just celebrated her 104th birthday! LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Happy birthday! It’s officially now 104 rotations around the sun for one Arkansas woman. Dorothy Pumphrey, who has been a lifelong Little Rock resident, just celebrated her 104th birthday. Her secret behind celebrating so many birthdays? … Read more
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago … Read more
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The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, … Read more
For boys of a certain age, there’s nothing worse and better than a hot teacher. I still remember the first teacher that I found attractive, Mrs. Martinez. All the boys would suddenly become clumsy and drop their pencils or rummage through their backpacks whenever she wore a dress. Of course, she knew what we were … Read more
“She sat at the back and they said she was shy, She led from the front and they hated her pride, They asked her advice and then questioned her guidance, They branded her loud, then were shocked by her silence, When she shared no ambition they said it was sad, So she told them her … Read more
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally … Read more