This Little Rock woman just turned 104 years old

Dorothy Pumphrey, who has been a lifelong Little Rock resident, just celebrated her 104th birthday! LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Happy birthday! It’s officially now 104 rotations around the sun for one Arkansas woman. Dorothy Pumphrey, who has been a lifelong Little Rock resident, just celebrated her 104th birthday. Her secret behind celebrating so many birthdays? … Read more

Is There A Problem

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago … Read more

The 95 Year Old Woman At The Nursing Home.

The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, … Read more

Teacher Accidentally Reveals Too Much To the Wrong Student.

For boys of a certain age, there’s nothing worse and better than a hot teacher. I still remember the first teacher that I found attractive, Mrs. Martinez. All the boys would suddenly become clumsy and drop their pencils or rummage through their backpacks whenever she wore a dress. Of course, she knew what we were … Read more

LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally … Read more

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