A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.”
After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watched television. A news report came on that some- one was driving down the in- terstate highway in the wrong direction.
Knowing that her husband was taking that route, she called to warn him, “Honey, there’s a car going in the wrong direc- tion!”
The husband replied, “They’re ALL going in the wrong direction!”