An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and … Read more

An Old Lady Went To A Bank To Withdraw Money.

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.” The old lady then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told her, … Read more

A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married – Funny Story

She wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been … Read more

Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this…. True story

Sister sent me this, funny story……….. Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this…. True story. (If you don’t understand this, tell your mother, she’ll get it!) A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. One Sunday morning, the … Read more

Bride wears grandma’s wedding dress from 1961 that she stored in a garbage bag

Most females fantasize of their wedding day their entire lives. The wedding dress, the bridesmaids’ matching outfits, and the photographer who will take pictures deserving of the best Instagram captions must all be picture-perfect on that particular day. Allie Livingwater, a young woman, was not an exception. Most brides-to-be have an image of what their … Read more

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