An Old Couple Were Celebrating 50 Years.

A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad” gushed son number one, a surgeon, “Sorry, I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is … Read more

Joke Of The Day: A Young Family Moved Into A House Next Door To An Empty Plot

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot: The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and … Read more

Walmart Joke

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened. Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me – excuse me? Her – you are wasting our bags! Me – if you don’t like … Read more

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