The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?” Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.” … Read more
She Walked Into A Bank With A Bag Of Cash. How She Got It? Hilarious. A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s … Read more
“Hello!” “Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.” “But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie…” “Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now.” “Ok honey, I need you to go near the bedroom and shout … Read more
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your
A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. “Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad” gushed son number one, a surgeon, “Sorry, I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is … Read more
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot: The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and … Read more
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened. Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me – excuse me? Her – you are wasting our bags! Me – if you don’t like … Read more
