“A husband reported his missing wife to the police and filed a “missing person” report”:
“”I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t returned yet,” the husband said”.
“What is her height?” asked the inspector.
Wife: “I never checked.”
“Slim or healthy?” asked the inspector.
Wife: “Not slim, she can be healthy.”
Inspector: “Eye color.”
Married man: “Never noticed.”
Inspector: “Hair color?”
Wife: “It varies with the season.”
“What was she wearing?” asked the inspector.
Wife: “I’m not sure. It might have been a suit or a dress.
“Was she driving?” asked the inspector.
Spouse: “Yes.”
Tell me the car’s make and color, inspector.
“Wife: “A black Audi A8 with an eight-speed transmission and a supercharged 3.0-liter V6 engine producing 333 horsepower”..
“Husband: “A black Audi A8 with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode, along with a supercharged 3.0-
liter V6 engine producing 333 horsepower”
It has headlights that are entirely made of light-emitting diodes, known as complete LED headlights.
“The front left door has a very small scratch, and the spouse then started crying”.
“Don’t worry, sir; we’ll find your automobile, said the inspector”.
