Mother and Bride
Mother Of The Bride Prevents The Wedding Night From Being Ruined. This Is Gold. Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement,...
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The Guy Thought it Was His Lucky Day
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in....
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The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of...
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Little Johnny Comes to Mommy and Says
Little Johnny comes to mommy and says: “Mommy, I want a dog.” “No way!” says the mother. “Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and...
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The Guy and Airline
It occurred at a New York City airport. This is ridiculous. When presented with a customer who definitely deserved to fly as cargo, the United...
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A little old lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy,...
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Funny Joke ‣ A Boy Or A Girl?
Two babies were sitting in their cots, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t...
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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WISHES
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old...
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Why Dogs Live Less Than Human
Here’s the surprising answer of a 6 year old child. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker....
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Priest and Pilot
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt,...
