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The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, … Read more

For boys of a certain age, there’s nothing worse and better than a hot teacher. I still remember the first teacher that I found attractive, Mrs. Martinez. All the boys would suddenly become clumsy and drop their pencils or rummage through their backpacks whenever she wore a dress. Of course, she knew what we were … Read more

“She sat at the back and they said she was shy, She led from the front and they hated her pride, They asked her advice and then questioned her guidance, They branded her loud, then were shocked by her silence, When she shared no ambition they said it was sad, So she told them her … Read more

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.” Sally … Read more

This young man raised almost $190,000 so that the old Walmart employee could retire and not go hungry. Well done guy! A TikToker raised $186,000 for an 81-year-old Walmart worker to pay off her mortgage and finally retire after working for the retail giant for 20 years. Devan Bonagura, 19, from New Jersey, went viral … Read more

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water. Lay your bed where the cat sleeps. Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm. Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit. Plant the tree where the mole digs. Build your house where the snake sits … Read more

She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsmans Double”. “What’s that?” I asked. “It’s … Read more

The donkey told the tiger: ′′The grass is blue”. The tiger replied: ′′No, the grass is green”. The discussion became heated up, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, and to do so they approached the lion, King of the Jungle. Before reaching the clearing in the forest where the lion was … Read more

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock … Read more