Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships.
They decide that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they met.
The engaged woman said:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
“You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made love all night long.
The mistress said: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman said: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
He walked in the door, looked at me and said:
“What’s for dinner, Batman?”