Three Men WereStanding In Line
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to...
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The Awake Irishman
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do...
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to...
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A Little Old Man Goes Driving
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife...
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Thoughts Of People Past 70 And Going Towards 80
This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he...
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Slick City Salesman Thinks He Can Trick An Old Lady, But He Should Thought Twice
A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum...
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“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us”.
At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all. ”...
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A Man And a Woman Were Having Dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed...
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A Husband and Wife in the Church
In the church, a husband and wife are listening to a lengthy sermon. Eventually, the woman is worn out and goes to sleep. The husband...
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Two women were playing golf
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The...