A Young Bride And Groom

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?” With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, “One of … Read more

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY AS POSSIBLE. HE SEES THE POSTMAN ONCE A WEEK AND GETS GROCERIES ONCE A MONTH. OTHERWISE, IT’S TOTAL PEACE AND QUIET: AFTER SIX MONTHS OR SO OF … Read more

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word … Read more

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