A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster

A farmer buys a young rooster.

As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens.

The farmer is impressed.

At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again.

The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese.

Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “you deserve it, you horny bastard.”

The rooster opens one eye and says “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”