An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin

An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin

In a tiny village lived an old maid.

In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.

She was very proud of it.

She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

“Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.”

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and …

the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.

The men went to carve it in, but as the b**tards they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote “Retirned unopened.