Home Funny An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin 5 months ago 5 months ago Funny An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin by Mark 5 months ago5 months ago 36views 0 An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.” Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and … the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the b**tards they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote “Retirned unopened. Share this:ShareTwitterFacebookRedditTelegramWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Related Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNext Like it? Share with your friends! 0 Posted by Mark Previous Post Crochet Square Motif – Daisy Flower by Mark Next Post As They Get Older, Women In These 4 Zodiac Signs... by Mark