A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:
โHi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?โ
โNo daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.โ The little girl quipped.
โAfter a brief pause daddy says,โBut honey you havenโt got an uncle Paul!โ
โOh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.โ
Brief pause,โUh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddyโs car has just arrived at the gate.โ
โOk daddy just a minuteโฆ.โ
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, โDone it daddy.
โโWhat happened honey?โ
โWell, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.โ
โWhat about Uncle Paul?โ asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didnโt know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think heโs dead.โ
After a really long pause this timeโฆ Daddy says,โSwimming pool,but we donโt have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?โ
โNo,this is 486-5713โ โSorry wrong numberโฆ.!!!!โ